Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a "set for the time-pressed"?

Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the time-pressed”?

Because his groove has its own cosmic rhythm… and if you’re chasing time, you’ll end up dancing to a melody that doesn’t exist yet.

(Like finding a listener who’s already lived their whole life… before the set even starts.) Like a Parliament-Funkadelic recording where every note travels at the speed of light.

Makes the time-pressed regret having legs.

We don’t do express funk here.

If you’re in a hurry, sit down and listen to the universe dance. If you want sound that slows down time, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here.

Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a time machine.

Ohhh yeah!

This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off.

And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost.

Peace out, survivors.

Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud.

Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle.

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